FAT BABY'S party

Mom is trying to get Fat Baby ready for his first birthday. She looks through the closet for his huskies clothes and rolls him in his outfit. The doorbell rings and she knows the family is starting to arrive. Looking at Fat Baby she knows she will have to get him to the other room to answer the door but knows her back is not going to be able to handle all that weight. Mom starts to roll Fat Baby with her feet and he is laughing because it seems like a new game. Finally at the door, she opens to find her great aunt standing there with a beautiful wrapped gift and a big smile. She begins to walk into the house and trips over the Fat Baby. Momma apologises for having the kid in the walkway while the Fat Baby starts to cry; waving his fat arms in the air to be picked up.

Great aunt looks down at the fat blob on the ground that she had just tripped over and nearly broke her neck from. The first time she had seen him and is amazed at how fat this child is. She looks at the momma, "Oh that baby is too fat. He is so fat he can't bend to sit down. How fat are you going to let him get? Oh that fat fat baby. Look at your little fat arms. I'm trying to feel a bone in there and you're too fat to feel the bones. Who can hold you, you fat baby? Did you already eat all the cake? Where are your eyes? Oh gawd, the fat has ate your eyes. How many fingers am I holding up? Oh gawd, your mouth is too fat to talk. You are a roller. How much more fat can you add to your fat baby body? When I push in on your fat legs my fingers get lost. How have they found a diaper to fit all this baby? Oh gawd, I can't imagine the poop this fat baby makes. I've never been sick from looking at a baby, but this one is doing it. OH and you stink Fat Baby. You stink of fat and milk. You need a water diet and laxitives. No food Fat Baby, please no more food for you."

Mom stares at her aunt in disbelief, wondering why the lady keeps calling her baby fat. He's just the right size for a 1 year old. Is she kidding?